Lily Allen's whole marketing pitch is all tied up in this cheeky, cockney image she's cultivated over the past few years by blathering inanities to any news outlet that will listen. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but it's mighty telling that a few weeks before her record release, she'd tell a mag that cocaine isn't such a terrible thing, but "some people are just bad at drugs." She later released a statement pointing that she never explicitly said drugs were healthy for you, either. Good point, Lily!
Now that the scandal over her coke-happy statements has died down, Lily has decided to tackle entirely new subject matter: her brother Alfie's penis. And of course Lily has something to say about it (to gay mag Attitude).
He's got a huge penis. When I lived at home, Alfie's room was opposite the main bathroom, and I would often be in the bath in the morning and it never had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up with his morning boner and come in for a wee while I was in the bath and I'd just be like: 'That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!' I'd be like 'ALFIE! Stop it!' He'd even poo in front of me a couple of times, it's disgusting. He's got no respect, that Alfie. I'd never poo in front of my brother, never! Wee, yes definitely.
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